There awaits nothing for the King of the Iron Thrones, but grief and blood.
Because I’m so afraid that something horrible awaits poor poor baby Tommen
LMAO! D&D and their fan fiction fuckery. As if Jaime would ever follow Brienne anywhere. I mean, in my 30,000 word meta about Jaime I didn’t even mention Brienne. She’s just a joke.
He gives her a sword because he thinks it’s funny, and he, like, shoves her out the door and out of King’s Landing because he’s so sick of her. And he calls her ugly every five minutes. Hello! Can they even read?
They’re just catering to the shippers. It’s like, please, love yourself.
The worst part of it is that now GRRM has probably been brainwashed by D&D too, so he’ll fuck up and write this bullshit into the books.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! GRRM will probably have to cave to D&D pressure because of money or contracts or something, when it’s obvious Jaime never even thought about Brienne before. He will never love Brienne, okay? Can you even read?
"Cersei was the only woman he had ever wanted."
^Obviously, since he had this thought once, he can never think anything else, ever, no matter what. Jaime never changes anything, okay, he is static. He stays exactly here. FOREVER.
Stop trying to make Jaime and Brienne happen, it’s NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
He is certainly not going through any kind of redemption arc. I mean, lol, hello! Trebuchet!
I hope the JB shippers have fun laughing now, because we’ll be the ones laughing when our beautiful, golden fools die together in a gorgeous and tragic murder suicide. Sigh… OTP: If you ever loved me (you would kill me)